Iran Test-Fires Another 'Top Secret' Missile
FOX News Headline: Iran Test-Fires Another 'Top Secret' Missile
At first I was concerned, but then I remembered that the U.N. is handling things with Iran. Phew! I am so relieved. For a minute I thought an antiquated, irrelevant world organization might be in charge of confronting Iran. Wait, what? Doh, we're screwed. I guess they will have to send a couple of their surface to sea missles down to Bahrain and sink a few of our ships before we push for stronger involvement. Of course, to the U.N., attacks on U.S. interests would not be any reason to up the pressure on Iran. Don't say we didn't warn you.
At first I was concerned, but then I remembered that the U.N. is handling things with Iran. Phew! I am so relieved. For a minute I thought an antiquated, irrelevant world organization might be in charge of confronting Iran. Wait, what? Doh, we're screwed. I guess they will have to send a couple of their surface to sea missles down to Bahrain and sink a few of our ships before we push for stronger involvement. Of course, to the U.N., attacks on U.S. interests would not be any reason to up the pressure on Iran. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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